Blue Flower

I Got Infested With Crabs – There Are Buckets and Barrels of Crabs in My Office In Corporate America. Is There A Pest Control or Resell Market for Crabs?


I walked into my office and

to my surprise, what did I see right there in front of me, a barrel and a bucket. I took a peek and there were crabs in the barrel and crabs in the bucket. I scream “Oh my God. I’ve been infested with crabs.” Then I took a close look and even with the barrel open and the bucket with no lid, no were able to get out of there containers. They kept pulling each other down. What should I do with these crabs? Is there a pest control or resell market for Crabs?


Well I’m going to assume these crabs are edible and not the microscopic king that you acquire via a STD. Crabs in the barrel, crabs in the bucket, cry two tears, pour out some liquor, throw up the deuces and im out, im duckin. Okay, Im no freestyler.


Whats should you do with these crabs. If they’re not address to you nothing. Don’t go picking up stuff that aint got your name on it. Don’t be claiming no craps. Ignore them.


If you like seafood, I say “Seafood Boil!!!” Through some of the famous youtuber spicy or butter crab sauce and have yourself a feast. It them crabs and then boo boo them out.


If you’re allergic to seafood or shell fish in particular, call the trash man to come get those crabs away from you. Let the trashman take out the crabs and you avoid being near them at all costs.


If you just not in the mood for crabs roll them into the Ocean and let them float back to wherever they came from.


Crabs in the barrel, crabs in the bucket, cry two tears, pour out some liquor, throw up the deuces and keep it moving.